Bae: Come over
Me; I can’t.
Bae: I got the Winter Solider on DVD
I’m a teacher and today two new students signed up at my school - three year old twin boys. Their names are Sora and Riku.
That generation is here.
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP